Behind The Times

Who Said You Could Touch Me?

You don’t know who I am so you cannot get close to me. And I don’t know who you are, so just leave me alone. I know you can’t believe the anxiety you’re causing me, and I know you can’t believe your fake compassion I don’t need. Get away from me, you’re standing too close. Keep your hands off of me. Keep away from me, just leave me alone. Who said you could touch me anyway?

Don’t try to rub my shoulders, and don’t try to hold my hand. Don’t try to give me a fucking hug. You crawl on me as if I were your very best of friends. I don’t even know your name. Get away from me, you’re standing too close. Keep your hands off of me.  Keep away from me, just leave me alone. Who said you could touch me anyway? 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

Rolling Balls

Bowling is my life and it has always been my dream to be a member of the local bowling team, although I’m not very good. The guys won’t accept me, I guess I try the girls team and lose a part of my anatomy then. Balls will roll. I think I want to be… Balls will roll, I think it’s time, It’s time for me to be a girl. It’s a very big decision, it’s going to change my life. I’ll have to make all new friends, I ‘m gonna lose my wife. But that’s okay with me. There’s something in my soul. It doesn’t matter who’s the better man. It’s the man who gets to bowl. 

Balls will roll. I think I want to be… Balls will roll, I think it’s time, it’s time for me to be a girl. I’ve made my decision, I’m gonna make the change. There will be rolling balls, I’m gonna play my game. It’s gonna be so great. It’s gonna be the best, besides, I’ve always told myself I look good in a dress. I’m  gonna cut ’em off, I’m gonna cut ’em off, I’m gonna cut ’em off, I’ll never have to cough.

Now I’ve made my change and I’ve fulfilled my dream. I’m now a member of the women’s bowling team. I hope I throw a strike, ’cause I’ll never score again. My first game is tomorrow, I will go to play and then… Balls will roll. I think I want to be… Balls will roll, I think it’s time, It’s time to be…

Born in the US of A

“Frank wont be coming in today, Joe.. or tomorrow. Frank quit, bought a goat farm..moved to Ukiah.” I like really big tits. I like really big tits. Reading pornos, watchin’ girly shows, takin’ off their clothes. I like watchin’ gay men fight. I like watchin’ gay men fight. Walk like a macho man, love Hulk Hogan, love the slogan. Hulk rules! I’m just God’s gift to Earth. I’m just God’s gift to Earth. Walkin’ in a strut ‘cross the side of the bar, drivin’ a chevy truck.

You know me with gun racks, got a .40 growin’ up eat and live and breath dregs – I’m born in the US of A, born in the US of A, born in the US of A. I’ve been tryin’ to be a man. I’m just tryin’ to be a man. Drink from dawn to night, lookin’ for a fight, makes everything alright. I like really big tits. I like really big tits I think I’ll look up to all the girls, a slut might just beat me up. You know me with gun racks, got a .40 growin’ up, even though I’ve got three – I’m born in the US of A, born in the US of A, born in the US of A. You know me with gun racks, got a .40 growin’ up, eat and live and breath dregs –  I’m born in the US of A, born in the US of A, born in the US of A. We’ll shit.

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